So you've ventured into Kreludor with your space equipment, saw this weird vending machine with Neocola written on it and wondered to yourself, "Self, what IS this?"
You've come to the right place!
In order to use the Neocola Machine, you need one of three Neocola tokens.
Neocola Tokens
 | Red Neocola Token |
 | Green Neocola Token |
 | Blue Neocola Token |
Once you deposit one of these tokens into the machine you can choose from the following sodas: Dr Slother, Diet Doom, Na'cho Cola, Smite, Alt-Tab, Minion Maid, Mountain Poo and Dehydrated H2O. You can also choose from 6 numbers for pressing the red button. Those numbers are 0, 1, 2, 3, 10 and 42.
Bet you wish you could get me from
the machine :'(
Prizes
You will receive one of 17 prizes and a random amount of Neopoints; the maximum amount you can win isn't known but it usually ranges between 40 NP and 850 NP (the amount you get doesn't appear to have any relation to the item either as people have reported vast differences in reward for the same item). For more information on any of these items, check out their special page over at the Item Database.
Neocola Machine Prizes
 Non-Sticky Sticky Hand |  Sponge Grundo Sponge |  Plastic Ring of Sloth |  I Club Sloth T-Shirt |
 Kreludan Grundo Slippers |  Shaken-up Can of Neocola |  Wind Up Dr. Sloth Toy |  Dastardly Evil Fuzzle |
 Baby Space Fungus |  Gummy Baby Space Fungus |  Lint-Covered Peanut |  Dented Can of Neocola |
 Fake Neocola Token on a String |  Fake Sloth Tattoo |  Sloth Gummies |  Super Energy Blast Drink |
 Virtupets Brand Doomsday Device |  Assorted Transmogrification Potions |
